@KellyBelly94: They showed Ms. Bellum's face for...
I've always wanted to get in a taxi and say,...
toolegittoquitt: racheldoesntcare: (via screamattheesky)
Mum: I need the bounty.
Me: I need a job.
Awkwardness: I haz arrived.
Here's a secret: I've never kissed a guy.
I’ve only ever kissed girls. Just sayin’.
toolegittoquitt: I flip my hair a lot in the shower, because I like to feel like I’m in a music video or something obscene like that.
I give to you Part 2 of the Whose Line Gifs!
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I give to you the Whose Line Gif collection...Part...
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Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest,...– ~Lucius Fox Definitely my favorite line from The Dark Knight
So many chances I blew because I was too goddamn...
Dear Cute Blond Guy with OCD from the Envy on the Coast show, So I was pretty much attracted to you from the moment I saw you when I was waiting in line. You had this awesome curly blond hair and a lip ring and your t-shirt said “My better half”, with an arrow pointing to your crotch. We were right next to each other tonight at the beginning of the Envy show. We kept looking at each...
gurry: lionmanelove: (via thechibbsjermaine) I REMEMBER THIS.
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next...
toolegittoquitt: imakeyouthinkaboutshit: jondavid: thatawkwardslytherin: potterpsycho: yeahhello: hernamewassheesh: fiddlydiddly69: smileasbrightasthesun: africanwhitespacetreson: jocelyneakamcrrocker1819: thesecretblogofbmfs: creativityexists: oloxgoskorth-: xcandydots: themaineislovex: (via umhraquel, m1llion) lady got OWNED OMG <3 Owned Had to...
this gum commercial keeps telling me the average...
toolegittoquitt: jadaemonee: fyeahtorilynn: anditallfelldown: unless you’re me. forever alone. I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME IN MY HEAD jeez, i’m glad I’m not alone on one thing. Word, I’m gonna spend the rest of my life being paranoid about getting that 20,000 minutes in. Seriously.
Hungry when I get home from EOTC show
Eat the beans my mum made while I was gone straight out of the pot with a spoon
"Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong"
toolegittoquitt: racheldoesntcare: audioinsanity: agentdickel: awesomendmad: georgia2196: showmeyourss: sydneythesignificant: ohitsdana: I can’t remember where I got this from, but I found it in my drafts. I thought it was clever. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will...
If everyone on Tumblr lived next to each other:
missablue: shutyomouf: rhinestoneeyes: There would be free concerts in the park. There would be marijuana everywhere. There would be naked men and women. There would be plenty of tattoos and stories to tell about them. Everyone would go to bed super late and wake up after noon. There would be town meetings for Harry Potter, Mean Girls, Jersey Shore, Fight Club, & Inception...
street-walkingcheetah asked: YES.
Jim Morrison was one sexy mofo
Jim Morrison was one sexy mofo
320. It's funny to think that we live in a world...
fuckyeahbeatles: muhlissahboonock: (via 500daysofkissingmypillow)
I believe in a long prolonged derangement of the senses to attain the unknown....– Jim Morrison (via stephanieospina)