REBLOG IF EVERYONE'S JUST JEALOUS OF YOUR BIG DICK
jadaemonee: (via likeitstrey, briannaforthewin) Haters gonna hate
Getting ready for my Gyn appointment
Me: What should I wear?
Mum: Well, they're going to look at your vagina; wear a skirt.
I just yelled so loud, I could feel my uvula...
I'm listening to Selena Gomez and playing Mall...
If anyone tells you that you can’t achieve your dreams, or puts you down, make...– Lady Gaga (via fuckyeahladygaga)
I’m a musician. A traveler. A physicist. I’m obsessed with learning...– ~Brian Cox, on his new show Wonders of the Solar System on the Science Channel. I’m really excited for this show. Is it bad that when he said, “I’m Brian Cox, and I’ll be your tour guide,” I said, “You can start by giving me a tour of your pants,”? The...
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am...– (via artpixie) (via missablue)
I believe in monsters.
I just think it’s fun ‘cause it reminds me of eating pussy.– Johnny B. of The Dirty Pearls on playing the guitar with his teeth. Best. Quote. Ever.
goldguts-deactivated20120223 asked: WHOA WHOA WHOA. MY NAME IS MAGGIEMONSTER. PLANNIN ON STEALING MY IDENTITY ARE YOU?
Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson is my new OTP.........AND...