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tiredpunk:

"TURN DOWN" my copilot screams, trying to grab the airplane’s controls from me

"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" i scream back as i icarus this bitch

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Sebs adorable reaction from being buzzed out early

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I really wanna stay on Tumblr but I’ve realized I can’t because things make me laugh and laughing hurts so I’m gonna go kbye

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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highfivepotassium:

me with everything

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tsundereslasher:

love of my life/bane of my existence → Chris Evans

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